Really Fucking Suck

The more I think about it, the more I find that copyrights really fucking suck.

In fact, copyrights is quite possibly one of the worst damn things on the planet. If copyrights disappeared today, I would not shed a tear. A personal note to copyrights: If you are reading, I hope you die a slow, lingering painful death. You make me physically ill.

Keep a close eye on the domain, because there are a multitude of things that really fucking suck.

Copyrights's Horoscope:
Cancer - (June22-July22)
Your subscription to Cosmo will expire. You will panic because you will miss the issue titled 'How to be a Modern, Self Sufficient Woman, and Yet Dress Like a Whore'.

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Is there something you think really fucking sucks? Odds are I do too. Be sure to check back here for things you hate and you think should be utterly destroyed.

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